By Heather Mann
Negative Bridgit, who over priced the scale of her head—her home made frilly lace bathe cap got here directly right down to her chin. And who can blame Lindsey for pondering "glitter shoes" appeared like a funky, effortless undertaking rather than what it grew to become out to be: a puddle of gleaming glop. and very, whoever published that amazing Spaghetti-Stuffed Garlic Bread on Pinterest might be sued. while Mindy pulled hers from the oven, it seemed like a "hot mess of intestines streaming out of doughy flesh." Mmmm, thanks, Pinterest!
Written by means of Heather Mann, writer of CraftFail.com, her hilarious weblog with hundreds of thousands of web page perspectives and thousands of fans, CraftFail celebrates the inventive technique, yet from the opposite part. this can be the stuff that will get the "A for Effort" and LOL for consequence. yet as soon as the laughter dies down, it additionally evokes a hot feel-good recognize for crafters who aren't afraid to fail. finally, whether there's no longer a mortal alive other than Martha who could make a Waxed center worthwhile of placing on your window to seize the solar, why shouldn't many attempt? whilst it is going flawed, why shouldn't the remainder of us get pleasure from this Epic Fail? after which examine all of the full-color photographs that rfile it.
Home decor fails, type fails, vacation fails, foodstuff fails, child crafting fails— as one nameless crafter acknowledged: "It wasn't purported to finish this way." fortunately for us, it did.
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